whatdowewant-timetravel:

jaimelafitness:

supremealchris:

holy shit thats awesome

Hello 😍

That’s such a good way to pitch though, cause whoever’s up to bat is so fucking entranced by your AMAZING AGILITY AND BALANCE that they don’t see the ball in time and miss!!


Gorgeous

whatdowewant-timetravel:

jaimelafitness:

supremealchris:

holy shit thats awesome

Hello 😍

That’s such a good way to pitch though, cause whoever’s up to bat is so fucking entranced by your AMAZING AGILITY AND BALANCE that they don’t see the ball in time and miss!!

Gorgeous

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Remember this guy from Freaks and Geeks?  Remember him from Inglorious Basterds? Remember this guy from Freaks and Geeks?  Remember him from Inglorious Basterds?

Remember this guy from Freaks and Geeks? Remember him from Inglorious Basterds?

I like to do this thing to women where I meet them, get the courage to take them on a date, treat them well, take her on more dates, celebrate monthly anniversaries with her, tell her I love her, tell her I want to wait to have sex until I know that she’s the one for me and I for her. Then after about six months we finally have sex in her apartment. Then the next morning, I kiss her gingerly on the lips while she still sleeps… And then I leave with no note, move at least two counties away, get a new phone number and never contact her again.